English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

The part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called "Me".

English variant — jive

De part uh de wo'ld dat sucka's find most puzzlin' be de part called "Me".

English variant — valspeak

The part of thuh world that guys find most puzzlin' is the part called "Me".