English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.

English variant — jive

De way some sucka's find fault, ya''d dink dere wuz some kind'a reward.

English variant — valspeak

The way some guys find fault, like, you'd think there was some kind of reward.