English text
Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child? Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception. -- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"
English variant — jive
Kad: Can he be present at da damn bird uh his child? Ed, dig dis: It's all any reasonable child kin 'espect if de dad be present at da damn concepshun. -- Joe Orton, "Entertainin' Mr. Ah be baaad... Sloane"
English variant — valspeak
Kath: Can he be present at thuh birth of his child? Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if thuh dad is like wow! present at thuh conception. -- Joe Orton, man, "Entertainin' Mr. Sloane"