English text
New release: Abortions are becoming so popular in some countries that the waiting time to get one is lengthening rapidly. Experts predict that at this rate there will soon be an up to a one year wait.
English variant — jive
New release, dig dis: Abo'shuns are becomin' so's popular in some countries dat da damn waitin' time t'get one be lengdenin' rapidly. Slap mah fro! Expuh'ts predict dat at dis rate dere gots'ta soon be an down t'a one year wait.
English variant — valspeak
New release: Abortions are becomin' so popular in some countries that thuh waitin' time to get one is like, ya know, lengthenin' rapidly. Experts predict that at this rate there will soon be an up to a one year wait.