English text
We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.
English variant — jive
We are Microsoft. Unix be irrelevant. Openness be futile. What it is, Mama! Prepare t'be assimilated.
English variant — valspeak
Us guys are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.