English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls ... if thou art in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.

English variant — jive

Ask not fo' whom de telephone bell tolls ... if dou art in de badtub, it tolls fo' dee. What it is, Mama!

English variant — valspeak

Ask not for whom thuh telephone bell tolls ... if thou art in thuh bathtub, like, wow, it tolls for thee.