English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.

English variant — jive

Don't go surfin' in Soud Dakota fo' some while. What it is, Mama!

English variant — valspeak

Don't go surfin' in South Dakota for a while.