English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Some peoples mouths work faster than their brains. They say things they haven't even thought of yet.

English variant — jive

Some sucka'ss mouds wo'k fasta' dan deir brains. Dey say wahtahmelluns dey aint even dought uh yet.

English variant — valspeak

Some guyss mouths work faster than their brains. They say thin's they haven't even thought of yet.