English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

English variant — jive

We are Microsoft. Unix be irrelevant. Openness be futile. What it is, Mama! Prepare t'be assimilated.

English variant — valspeak

Us guys are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.