English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

...the heat come 'round and busted me for smiling on a cloudy day.

English variant — jive

...de heat mosey on down 'round and busted me fo' smilin' on some cloudy day. Slap mah fro!

English variant — valspeak

...the heat come 'round and busted me for smilin' on a cloudy day.