English text
Harry's bar has a new cocktail. It's called MRS punch. They make it with milk, rum and sugar and it's wonderful. The milk is for vitality and the sugar is for pep. They put in the rum so that people will know what to do with all that pep and vitality.
English variant — jive
Harry's bar gots'ta some new cocktail. It's called MRS punch. Dey make it wid milk, rum and sugar and it's wonderful. De milk be fo' vitality and de sugar be fo' pep. Dey put in de rum so's dat sucka's gots'ta know whut t'do wid all dat pep and vitality. Slap mah fro!
English variant — valspeak
Harry's bar has a new cocktail. It's called MRS punch. They make it with milk, man, rum and sugar and it's wonderful. The milk is like, ya know, for vitality and the sugar is for pep. They put in thuh rum so that guys will know what to do with all that pep and vitality.