English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Space is to place as eternity is to time. -- Joseph Joubert

English variant — jive

Space be to place as eternity be to time. What it is, Mama! -- Joseph Joubert

English variant — valspeak

Space is to place as eternity is like wow! to time. -- Joseph Joubert