English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.

English variant — jive

I hear whut youse sayin' but ah' plum duzn't care. What it is, Mama!

English variant — valspeak

I hear what you're sayin' but I just don't care.