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Congratulations! Some products leave home silently, some go kicking and screaming. If v1.0 was the first born who came downstairs with shoes untied missing a sock and a belt, then this one was a full fledged punk rocker with neon hair and multiple piercings. I believe we squeezed it into a suit and tie and brought its color back to an earth tone before it left. -- An HP engineering project manager who shall remain nameless to the development team after releasing the second version of their product.
English variant — jive
Congratulashuns. Right On! Some products leave crib silently, some go kickin' and screamin'. If v1.0 wuz de fust bo'n who came waaay downstairs wid kickers untied missin' a sock and some belt, den dis one wuz some full fledged punk rocker wid neon fro and multiple piercin's. ah' believe we squeezed it into a suit and tie and brought its colo' back t'an eard tone befo'e it left. -- An HP engineerin' project managa' who shall remain dojiggerless t'de development team afta' releasin' de second version uh deir product.
English variant — valspeak
Congratulations! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! Some products blow home silently, man, some go kickin' and screamin'. If v1.0 was like, ya know, the first born who came downstairs with shoes untied missin' a sock and a belt, oh, baby, then this one was a full fledged punk rocker with neon hair and multiple piercin's. I believe we squeezed it into a suit and tie and brought its color back to an earth tone before it left. -- An HP engineerin' project manager who shall remain nameless to thuh development team after releasin' thuh second version of their product.