English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child? Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present at the conception. -- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"

English variant — jive

Kad: Can he be present at da damn bird uh his child? Ed, dig dis: It's all any reasonable child kin 'espect if de dad be present at da damn concepshun. -- Joe Orton, "Entertainin' Mr. Ah be baaad... Sloane"

English variant — valspeak

Kath: Can he be present at thuh birth of his child? Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if thuh dad is like wow! present at thuh conception. -- Joe Orton, man, "Entertainin' Mr. Sloane"