English text
Ask not for whom the telephone bell tolls ... if thou art in the bathtub, it tolls for thee.
English variant — jive
Ask not fo' whom de telephone bell tolls ... if dou art in de badtub, it tolls fo' dee. What it is, Mama!
English variant — valspeak
Ask not for whom thuh telephone bell tolls ... if thou art in thuh bathtub, like, wow, it tolls for thee.