English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Women are a problem, but if you haven't already guessed, they're the kind of problem I enjoy wrestling with. -- Warren Beatty

English variant — jive

Women are some problem, but if ya' aint already guessed, dey're da damn kind'a problem ah' enjoy wrestlin' wid. -- Warren Beatty

English variant — valspeak

Women are a problem, mostly, but if you haven't already guessed, they're thuh kind of problem I enjoy wrestlin' with. -- Warren Beatty