English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

He who dares the wrong, acts right, that's how it happens! -- Poul Henningsen (1894-1967)

English variant — jive

He who dares de wrong, acts right, dat's how it happens. Right On! -- Poul Hennin'sen (1894-1967)

English variant — valspeak

That dude who dares thuh wrong, fer shure, acts right, like, that's how it happens! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! -- Poul Hennin'sen (1894-1967)