English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Briefcase, n.: A trial where the jury gets together and forms a lynching party.

English variant — jive

Briefcase, n. 'S coo', bro.: A trial where da damn jury gits togeda' and fo'ms some lynchin' party. Slap mah fro!

English variant — valspeak

Briefcase, like, n.: A trial where thuh jury gets together and forms a lynchin' party.