English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Absentee, n.: A person with an income who has had the forethought to remove himself from the sphere of exaction. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

English variant — jive

Absentee, n. 'S coo', bro.: A sucka' wid an income who gots'ta had da damn fo'edought to remove himself fum de sphere uh exacshun. -- Ambrose Bierce, "De Devil's Dicshunary"

English variant — valspeak

Absentee, oh, baby, n.: A person with an income who has had thuh forethought to remove himself from thuh sphere of exaction. -- Ambrose Bierce, man, "The Devil's Dictionary"