English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. -- William James

English variant — jive

A great many sucka's dink dey are dinkin' when dey are merely rearrangin' deir prejudices. -- William James

English variant — valspeak

A awesum many guys think they are thinkin' when they are merely rearrangin' their prejudices. -- William James