English text variants MOTD

Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.

Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

I tell ya, drugs never worked out for me. The first time I tried smoking pot I didn't know what I was doing. I smoked half the joint, got the munchies, and ate the other half. Well, the first time I tried coke I was so embarrassed. I kept getting the bottle stuck up my nose. -- Rodney Dangerfield

English variant — jive

English variant — valspeak