English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

I guess I've been wrong all my life, but so have billions of other people... Certainty is just an emotion. -- Hal Clement

English variant — jive

I guess I've been wrong all mah' life, but so's gots' billions of oda' sucka's... Certainty be plum an emoshun. -- Hal Clement

English variant — valspeak

I guess I've been wrong all my life, like, wow, but so have billions of other guys... Certainty is just an emotion. -- Hal Clement