English text
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. -- Alexander Woollcott
English variant — jive
Everydin' ah' likes be eida' illegal, immo'al o' fattenin'. -- Alexanda' Woollcott
English variant — valspeak
Everythin' I can dig is like, ya know, either illegal, fer shure, immoral or fattenin'. -- Alexander Woollcott