English text
Once it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, package it, and sell it as fertilizer.
English variant — jive
Once it hits de fan, de only rashunal choice be to sweep it down, package it, and sell it as fertilizer. Ah be baaad...
English variant — valspeak
Once it hits thuh fan, fer shure, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, oh, baby, package it, mostly, and sell it as fertilizer.