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Idiot, n.: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
English variant — jive
Idiot, n. 'S coo', bro.: A memba' of some large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs gots'ta always been dominant and controllin'. -- Ambrose Bierce, "De Devil's Dicshunary"
English variant — valspeak
Idiot, mostly, n.: A member of a awesum and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controllin'. -- Ambrose Bierce, like, wow, "The Devil's Dictionary"