English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

I like your game but we have to change the rules.

English variant — jive

I likes yo' game but we gots'ta change da damn rules.

English variant — valspeak

I can dig your game but we have to change thuh rules.