English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid. -- J. D. Watson, "The Double Helix"

English variant — jive

One could not be some successful scientist widout realizin' dat, in contrast to de popular concepshun sdownpo'ted by newssheets and moders uh scientists, a baaaadly numba' of scientists aint only narrow-minded and dull, but also plum stdownid. -- J. D. Watson, "De Double Helix"

English variant — valspeak

One could not be a successful scientist without realizin' that, like, wow, in contrast to thuh popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a bitchin'ly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, mostly, but also just stupid. -- J. D. Watson, oh, baby, "The Double Helix"