English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

It is much harder to find a job than to keep one.

English variant — jive

It be much harda' to find some job dan t'keep one. What it is, Mama!

English variant — valspeak

It is like, ya know, much harder to find a job than to keep one.