English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury. Due north of the center we find the South End. This is not to be confused with South Boston which lies directly east from the South End. North of the South End is East Boston and southwest of East Boston is the North End.

English variant — jive

De geographical centa' of Boston be in Roxbury. Slap mah fro! Due no'd of de centa' we find da damn Soud End. Dis be not t'be confused wid Soud Boston which lies directly east fum de Soud End. No'd uh de Soud End be East Boston and soudwest uh East Boston be de No'd End.

English variant — valspeak

The geographical center of Boston is ya know, like, in Roxbury. Due north of the center we find thuh South End. Like, ya know, this is like wow! not to be confused with South Boston which lies directly east from thuh South End. North of thuh South End is ya know, like, East Boston and southwest of East Boston is the North End.