English text variants MOTD

English text

I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane

English variant — jive

I owe da damn guv'ment $3400 in taxes. So ah' sent dem two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane

English variant — valspeak

I owe thuh government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. -- Michael McShane