English text variants MOTD

English text

Q: How do you know when you're in the section of Vermont? A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles.

English variant — jive

Q: How do ya' know when youse in de secshun uh Vermont? A: De maple sap buckets are hangin' on utility poles.

English variant — valspeak

Q: How do you know when you're in thuh section of Vermont? A: The maple sap buckets are hangin' on utility poles.