English text
KERNEL: A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval traditions of sorcery and black art.
English variant — jive
KERNEL: A part uh an opuh'tin' system dat preserves de medieval tradishuns uh so'cery and brother art.
English variant — valspeak
KERNEL: A part of an operatin' system that preserves thuh medieval traditions of sorcery and black art.