English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it. -- George Bernard Shaw

English variant — jive

Christianity might be some baaaad wahtahmellun if anyone eva' tried it. -- Geo'ge Bernard Shaw

English variant — valspeak

Christianity might be a bitchin' thin' if anyone ever tried it. -- George Bernard Shaw