English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

%DCL-E-MEMBAD, bad memory -SYSTEM-F-VMSPDGERS, pudding between the ears

English variant — jive

DCL-E-MEMBAD, bad-ass memo'y -SYSTEM-F-VMSPDGERS, puddin' between de ears

English variant — valspeak

%DCL-E-MEMBAD, like, wow, bad memory -SYSTEM-F-VMSPDGERS, like, wow, puddin' between thuh ears