English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Okay, Okay -- I admit it. You didn't change that program that worked just a little while ago; I inserted some random characters into the executable. Please forgive me. You can recover the file by typing in the code over again, since I also removed the source.

English variant — jive

Okay, Okay -- ah' admit it. You's dun didn't change dat honky code dat wo'ked plum a little while ago; ah' inserted some random characters into de executable. What it is, Mama! Please fo'give me. What it is, Mama! You's kin recova' de stash by typin' in de code ova' again, since ah' also removed da damn source. What it is, Mama!

English variant — valspeak

Okay, man, Okay -- I admit it. You didn't change that program that worked just a little while ago; I inserted some random characters into the executable. Please forgive me. You can recover thuh file by typin' in the code over again, like, wow, since I also removed thuh source.