English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

If sarcasm were posted on Usenet, would anybody notice? -- James Nicoll

English variant — jive

If sarcasm wuz posted on Usenet, would anybody notice? -- James Nicoll

English variant — valspeak

If sarcasm were posted on Usenet, man, would anybody notice? -- James Nicoll