English text
Pascal, n.: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it. -- Datamation, January 15, 1984
English variant — jive
Pascal, n. 'S coo', bro.: A honky codemin' language dojiggerd afta' a dude who would turn over in his grave if he knowed about it. -- Datamashun, January 15, 1984
English variant — valspeak
Pascal, fer shure, n.: A programmin' language named after a nerd who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it. -- Datamation, like, January 15, fer shure, 1984