English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- Groucho Marx

English variant — jive

Military justice be to justice whut military beat be to beat. -- Groucho Marx

English variant — valspeak

Military justice is ya know, like, to justice what military tunes is to music. -- Groucho Marx