English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.

English variant — jive

A dude wid 3 win's and some dicshunary be cousin t'de turkey. Slap mah fro!

English variant — valspeak

A nerd with 3 win's and a dictionary is cousin to thuh turkey.