English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbes: "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?"

English variant — jive

Calvin, dig dis: "I wonda' where we go when we die. What it is, Mama!" Hobbes, dig dis: "Pittsburgh?" Calvin, dig dis: "You's mean if we're baaaad o' if we're bad-ass?"

English variant — valspeak

Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbes: "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're bitchin' or if we're mean?"