English text
Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want *two* wives is a bigamystery.
English variant — jive
Why some man would wants' some mama be a big-ass mah'stery t'some sucka's. Why some man would wants' *two* wives be a big-assamystery. Slap mah fro!
English variant — valspeak
Why a nerd would want a wife is like, ya know, a bitchin'est mystery to some guys. Why a nerd would want *two* wives is like wow! a bitchin'estamystery.