English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

The One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. -- Mark Ardis

English variant — jive

De One Page Principle, dig dis: A specificashun dat gots'ta not fit on one page uh 8.5x11 inch sheet cannot be understood. -- Amos Ardis

English variant — valspeak

The One Page Principle: A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood. -- Mark Ardis