English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

If you knew what to say next, would you say it?

English variant — jive

If ya' knowed whut t'say next, would ya' say it?

English variant — valspeak

If you knew what to say next, fer shure, would you say it?