English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here. -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)

English variant — jive

De past always looks betta' dan it wuz. It's only pleasant cuz' it isn't here. What it is, Mama! -- Finley Peta' Dunne (Mr. Ah be baaad... Dooley)

English variant — valspeak

The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here. -- Finley Peter Dunne (Mr. Dooley)