English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

QOTD: "Some people have one of those days. I've had one of those lives."

English variant — jive

QOTD: "Some sucka's gots' one uh dose days. I've had one uh dose lives."

English variant — valspeak

QOTD: "Some guys have one of those days. I've had one of those lives."