English text
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. -- George Eliot
English variant — jive
Blessed be de dude who, havin' nodin' t'say, abstains fum givin' wo'dy evidence uh de fact. -- Geo'ge Eliot
English variant — valspeak
Blessed is the nerd who, like, havin' nothin' to say, abstains from givin' wordy evidence of thuh fact. -- George Eliot