English text
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?" -- Will Rogers The vice-presidency ain't worth a pitcher of warm spit. -- Vice President John Nance Garner
English variant — jive
De dude wid de best job in de country be de Vice President. All he gots'ta to do be get down every mo'nin' and say, "How's de President?" -- Will Rogers De vice-presidency ain't wo'd some pitcha' of warm spit. -- Vice President Raz'tus Nance Garner
English variant — valspeak
The nerd with thuh best job in thuh country is the Vice President. All he has to do is like wow! get up every mornin' and say, mostly, "How's thuh President?" -- Will Rogers The vice-presidency ain't worth a pitcher of warm spit. -- Vice President John Nance Garner