English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Walking on water wasn't built in a day. -- Jack Kerouac

English variant — jive

Walkin' on booze wuzn't built in some day. Slap mah fro! -- Buckwheat Kerouac

English variant — valspeak

Walkin' on water wasn't built in a day. -- Jack Kerouac