English text
Iowans ask why Minnesotans don't drink more Kool-Aid. That's because they can't figure out how to get two quarts of water into one of those little paper envelopes.
English variant — jive
Iowans ax' why Minnesotans duzn't drink mo'e Kool-Aid. Dat's a'cuz dey kin't figure out how t'get two quarts uh booze into one uh dose little sheet envelopes.
English variant — valspeak
Iowans ask why Minnesotans don't drink more Kool-Aid. That's because they can't figure out how to get two quarts of water into one of those little paper envelopes.