English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

A woman did what a woman had to, the best way she knew how. To do more was impossible, to do less, unthinkable. -- Dirisha, "The Man Who Never Missed"

English variant — jive

A mama dun did whut some mama had to, de best way she knowed how. To do mo'e wuz impossible, t'do less, undinkable. What it is, Mama! -- Dirisha, "De Man Who Neva' Missed"

English variant — valspeak

A woman did what a woman had to, mostly, the best way she knew how. To do more was impossible, oh, baby, to do less, mostly, unthinkable. -- Dirisha, fer shure, "The Man Who Never Missed"