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You see things; and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say "Why not?" -- George Bernard Shaw, "Back to Methuselah" [No, it wasn't John F. Kennedy. Ed.]
English variant — jive
You's see wahtahmelluns; and ya' say "Why?" But ah' dream wahtahmelluns dat neva' were; and ah' say "Why not?" -- Geo'ge Bernard Shaw, "Back t'Meduselah" [No, it wuzn't Raz'tus F. Kennedy. Slap mah fro! Ed.]
English variant — valspeak
You see thin's; and you say "Why?" Man, I dream thin's that never were; and I say "Why not?" -- George Bernard Shaw, like, wow, "Back to Methuselah" [Like, no way, it wasn't like wow! John F. Kennedy. Ed.]