English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

The net is like a vast sea of lutefisk with tiny dinosaur brains embedded in it here and there. Any given spoonful will likely have an IQ of 1, but occasional spoonfuls may have an IQ more than six times that! -- James "Kibo" Parry

English variant — jive

De net be likes some vast sea uh lutefisk wid tiny dinosaur brains embedded in it here and dere. What it is, Mama! Any given spoonful gots'ta likesly gots' an IQ uh 1, but occasional spoonfuls may gots' an IQ mo'e dan six times dat. Right On! -- James "Kibo" Parry

English variant — valspeak

The net is like a vast sea of lutefisk with tiny dinosaur brains embedded in it here and there. Any given spoonful will likely have an IQ of 1, like, wow, but occasional spoonfuls may have an IQ more than six times that! Gag me with a pitchfork! -- James "Kibo" Parry