English text
Quigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will attempt to use it.
English variant — jive
Quigley's Law, dig dis: Whoeva' has any audo'ity ova' ya', no matta' how little-ass, gots'ta attempt t'use it.
English variant — valspeak
Quigley's Law: Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, man, will attempt to use it.