English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

To be successful, a woman must do her job ten times as well as a man. Fortunately, this is not difficult.

English variant — jive

To be successful, some mama must do ha' job ten times as sheeit as some man. 'S coo', bro. Fo'tunately, dis be not difficult.

English variant — valspeak

To be successful, man, a woman must do that chick job ten times as well as a man. Fortunately, like, wow, this is like, ya know, not difficult.