English text
Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbes: "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?"
English variant — jive
Calvin, dig dis: "I wonda' where we go when we die. What it is, Mama!" Hobbes, dig dis: "Pittsburgh?" Calvin, dig dis: "You's mean if we're baaaad o' if we're bad-ass?"
English variant — valspeak
Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbes: "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're bitchin' or if we're mean?"