English text
Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are so long they can't afford the disk space.
English variant — jive
Real clunker scientists duzn't comment deir code. What it is, Mama! De identifiers are so long dey kin't affo'd da damn disk space. What it is, Mama!
English variant — valspeak
Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are so long they can't afford thuh disk space.