English text
FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #1 A guinea pig is not from Guinea but a rodent from South America. A firefly is not a fly, but a beetle. A giant panda bear is really a member of the raccoon family. A black panther is really a leopard that has a solid black coat rather than a spotted one. Peanuts are not really nuts. The majority of nuts grow on trees while peanuts grow underground. They are classified as a legume-part of the pea family. A cucumber is not a vegetable but a fruit.
English variant — jive
FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #1 A guinea pig be not fum Guinea but some rodent fum Soud America. Sheeeiit. A firefly be not some fly, but some beetle. What it is, Mama! A giant panda bear be really some memba' of de raccoon family. Slap mah fro! A brother panda' is really some leopard dat gots'ta some solid brother coat rada' dan some spotted one. What it is, Mama! Peanuts aint really nuts. De majo'ity uh nuts grow on trees while peanuts grow underground. Dey are classified as a legume-part uh de pea family. Slap mah fro! A cucumba' aint some vegetable but some fruit.
English variant — valspeak
FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #1 A guinea pig is not from Guinea but a rodent from South America. A firefly is ya know, like, not a fly, like, wow, but a beetle. A giant panda bear is ya know, like, really a member of thuh raccoon family. A black panther is like wow! really a leopard that has a solid black coat rather than a spotted one. Peanuts are not totally nuts. The majority of nuts grow on trees while peanuts grow underground. They are classified as a legume-part of thuh pea family. A cucumber is like, ya know, not a vegetable but a fruit.