English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

English variant — jive

Mis snatch'd are often de steppin' stones t'utta' failure. What it is, Mama!

English variant — valspeak

Mistakes are often thuh steppin' stones to utter failure.