English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

MARRIAGE: An old, established institution, entered into by two people deeply in love and desiring to make a commitment to each other expressing that love. In short, commitment to an institution.

English variant — jive

MARRIAGE: An old, established institushun, entered into by two sucka's deeply in love and desirin' t'make some commitment t'each oda' 'spressin' dat love. What it is, Mama! In sho't, commitment t'an institushun.

English variant — valspeak

MARRIAGE: An old, fer shure, established institution, like, entered into by two guys deeply in love and desirin' to make a commitment to each other expressin' that love. In short, like, commitment to an institution.