English text
Education and religion are two things not regulated by supply and demand. The less of either the people have, the less they want. -- Charlotte Observer, 1897
English variant — jive
Educashun and religion are two wahtahmelluns not regulated by sdownply and demand. De less uh eida' de sucka's gots', de less dey wants'. -- Charlotte Observer, 1897
English variant — valspeak
Education and religion are two thin's not regulated by supply and demand. The less of either thuh people have, like, wow, the less they want. -- Charlotte Observer, mostly, 1897