English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by the peck. His father called him, but he could not go, For he loved those peanuts so.

English variant — jive

De boy stood on de burnin' deck, Eatin' peanuts by de peck. 'Sup, dudes fada' called him, but he could not go, Fo' he loved dose peanuts so.

English variant — valspeak

The boy stood on thuh burnin' deck, Eatin' peanuts by thuh peck. His father called him, like, but he could not go, For he loved those peanuts so.