English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're madly in love, drunk, or running for office.

English variant — jive

It's useless t'try t'hold some sucka's t'anydin' dey say while dey're madly in love, drunk, o' runnin' fo' office. What it is, Mama!

English variant — valspeak

It's useless to try to hold some guys to anythin' they say while they're madly in love, man, drunk, fer shure, or runnin' for office.