English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. -- Maslow

English variant — jive

If ya' only gots' some hammer, ya' tend t'see every problem as some nail. -- Maslow

English variant — valspeak

If you only have a hammer, man, you tend to see every problem as a nail. -- Maslow