English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Hoping to goodness is not theologically sound. -- Peanuts

English variant — jive

Hopin' t'baaaadness be not deologically sound. -- Peanuts

English variant — valspeak

Hopin' to bitchin'ness is like wow! not theologically sound. -- Peanuts