English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher von Braun

English variant — jive

Research be whut I'm doin' when ah' duzn't know whut I'm doin'. -- Wernha' von Braun

English variant — valspeak

Research is like wow! what I'm doin' when I don't know what I'm doin'. -- Wernher von Braun