English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Kern, v.: 1. To pack type together as tightly as the kernels on an ear of corn. 2. In parts of Brooklyn and Queens, N.Y., a small, metal object used as part of the monetary system.

English variant — jive

Kern, v. Man!: 1. To pack type togeda' as tightly as de kernels on an ear of co'n. 'S coo', bro. 2. In parts uh Brooklyn and Queens, N.Y., some little-ass, meta-fuckin'l object used as part uh de monetary system. 'S coo', bro.

English variant — valspeak

Kern, mostly, v.: 1. To pack type together as tightly as thuh kernels on an ear of corn. 2. In parts of Brooklyn and Queens, like, N.Y., like, wow, a small, metal object used as part of thuh monetary system.