English text
Pittsburgh driver's test 10: Potholes are a) extremely dangerous. b) patriotic. c) the fault of the previous administration. d) all going to be fixed next summer. The correct answer is b. Potholes destroy unpatriotic, unamerican, imported cars, since the holes are larger than the cars. If you drive a big, patriotic, American car you have nothing to worry about.
English variant — jive
Pittsburgh rollr's test 10: Podoles are a) 'estremely dangerous. b) patriotic. c) de fault uh de previous administrashun. d) all goin' t'be fixed next summer. Ah be baaad... De co'rect answa' is b. Sheeeiit. Podoles destroy unpatriotic, udojiggerrican, impo'ted cars, since da damn holes are larga' dan de cars. If ya' roll some big-ass, patriotic, American car ya' gots' nodin' t'wo'ry about.
English variant — valspeak
Pittsburgh driver's test 10: Potholes are a) extremely dangerous. b) patriotic. c) thuh fault of thuh previous administration. d) all goin' to be fixed next summer. The correct answer is b. Potholes destroy unpatriotic, mostly, unamerican, like, imported cars, mostly, since thuh holes are awesumr than thuh cars. If you drive a bitchin'est, mostly, patriotic, oh, baby, American car you have nothin' to worry about.