English text
I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. -- Groucho Marx
English variant — jive
I'd neva' join any club dat would gots' de likess uh me as some member. Ah be baaad... -- Groucho Marx
English variant — valspeak
I'd never join any club that would have thuh likes of me as a member. -- Groucho Marx