English text
Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.
English variant — jive
Arnold's Laws uh Documentashun: (1) If it should 'esist, it duzn't. (2) If it duz 'esist, it's out uh date. What it is, Mama! (3) Only documentashun fo' useless honky codes transcends de fust two laws.
English variant — valspeak
Arnold's Laws of Documentation: (1) If it should exist, like, wow, it doesn't. (2) If it does exist, oh, baby, it's out of date. (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.