English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately, they're not all recommended.

English variant — jive

You's'll neva' see all de places, o' eyeball all de scribblin's, but fo'tunately, dey're not all recommended.

English variant — valspeak

You'll never see all thuh places, oh, baby, or read all the books, man, but fortunately, oh, baby, they're not all recommended.