English text
"I don't understand," said the scientist, "why you lemmings all rush down to the sea and drown yourselves." "How curious," said the lemming. "The one thing I don't understand is why you human beings don't." -- James Thurber
English variant — jive
"I duzn't dig it," said da damn scientist, "why ya' lemmin's all rush waaay down to de sea and drown yo'selves." "How curious," said da damn lemmin'. "De one wahtahmellun ah' duzn't dig it be why ya' human bein's duzn't." -- James Durber
English variant — valspeak
"I don't understand," said thuh scientist, oh, baby, "why you lemmin's all rush down to thuh sea and drown yourselves." "How curious," said thuh lemmin'. "The one thin' I don't understand is like wow! why you human bein's don't." -- James Thurber