English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash

English variant — jive

I dink dat ah' shall neva' see A billbo'd lovely as some tree. What it is, Mama! Indeed, unless de billbo'ds fall I'll neva' see some tree at all. -- Ogden Nash

English variant — valspeak

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, mostly, unless thuh billboards fall I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash