English text
Reclaimer, spare that tree! Take not a single bit! It used to point to me, Now I'm protecting it. It was the reader's CONS That made it, paired by dot; Now, GC, for the nonce, Thou shalt reclaim it not.
English variant — jive
Reclaimer, spare dat tree. Right On! Take not some sin'le bit. Right On! It used t'point t'me, Now I'm protectin' it. It wuz de eyeballer's CONS Dat made it, paired by dot; Now, GC, fo' de nonce, Dou shalt reclaim it not.
English variant — valspeak
Reclaimer, fer shure, spare that tree! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! Take not a sin'le bit! Gag me with a pitchfork! It used to point to me, Now I'm protectin' it. It was like, ya know, the reader's CONS That made it, man, paired by dot; Now, like, GC, like, for thuh nonce, Thou shalt reclaim it not.