English text
Documentation is the castor oil of programming. Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
English variant — jive
Documentashun be de casto' oil uh honky codemin'. Managers know it must be baaaad cuz' de honky codemers hate it so's much.
English variant — valspeak
Documentation is the castor oil of programmin'. Managers know it must be bitchin' because thuh programmers hate it so much.