English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. -- Charles D'Hericault

English variant — jive

Lo'd, defend me fum mah' homeys; ah' can account fo' mah' enemies. -- Charles D'Hericault

English variant — valspeak

Lord, mostly, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. -- Charles D'Hericault