English text
Rules for Academic Deans: (1) HIDE!!!! (2) If they find you, LIE!!!! -- Father Damian C. Fandal
English variant — jive
Rules fo' Academic Deans, dig dis: (1) HIDE. Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! (2) If dey find ya', LIE. Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! -- Fada' Damian C. Fandal
English variant — valspeak
Rules for Academic Deans: (1) HIDE! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!! Gag me with a pitchfork!! Oh, wow!! Gag me with a pitchfork! (2) If they find you, man, LIE! Gag me with a pitchfork!! Gag me with a pitchfork!! Gag me with a pitchfork!! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! -- Father Damian C. Fandal