English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route!

English variant — jive

Drugs may be da damn road t'nowhere, but at least dey're da damn scenic route. Right On!

English variant — valspeak

Drugs may be thuh road to nowhere, fer shure, but at least they're thuh scenic route! Gag me with a pitchfork!