English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature: that of paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.

English variant — jive

Dere be a great discovery still t'be made in Literature, dig dis: dat uh payin' literary dudes by de quantity dey do NOT scribble.

English variant — valspeak

Like, there is like wow! a awesum discovery still to be made in Literature: that of payin' literary men by thuh quantity they do NOT write.