English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Sam: What's new, Norm? Norm: Most of my wife. -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One Coach: Beer, Norm? Norm: Naah, I'd probably just drink it. -- Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam Malone Coach: What's doing, Norm? Norm: Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen to be the guinea pig. -- Cheers, Let Me Count the Ways

English variant — jive

Sam, dig dis: What's new, No'm? No'm, dig dis: Most uh my mama. -- Cheers, De Spy Who Came in fo' some Cold One Coach, dig dis: Beer, No'm? No'm, dig dis: Naah, I'd probably plum drink it. -- Cheers, Now Pitchin', Sam Malone Coach, dig dis: What's doin', No'm? No'm, dig dis: Sheeit, science be seekin' some cure fo' dirst. ah' happen to be da damn guinea pig. -- Cheers, Let Me Count da damn Ways

English variant — valspeak

Sam: What's new, like, Norm? Norm: Most of my wife. -- Cheers, oh, baby, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One Coach: Beer, fer shure, Norm? Norm: Naah, oh, baby, I'd probably just drink it. -- Cheers, mostly, Now Pitchin', like, wow, Sam Malone Coach: What's doin', oh, baby, Norm? Norm: Well, man, science is seekin' a cure for thirst. I happen to be thuh guinea pig. -- Cheers, oh, baby, Let Me Count thuh Ways