English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

There is no choice before us. Either we must Succeed in providing the rational coordination of impulses and guts, or for centuries civilization will sink into a mere welter of minor excitements. We must provide a Great Age or see the collapse of the upward striving of the human race. -- Alfred North Whitehead

English variant — jive

Dere be no choice befo'e us. Eida' we must Succeed in providin' de rashunal coo'dinashun uh impulses and guts, o' fo' centuries civilizashun gots'ta sink into some mere welta' of mino' 'sitements. We must provide some Great Age o' see da damn collapse uh de downward strivin' uh de human race. What it is, Mama! -- Alfred No'd White'haid

English variant — valspeak

Like, there is no choice before us. Either we must Succeed in providin' the rational coordination of impulses and guts, fer shure, or for centuries civilization will sink into a mere welter of minor excitements. Us guys must provide a Great Age or see thuh collapse of thuh upward strivin' of thuh human race. -- Alfred North Whitehead