English text
Chapter 1 The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe"
English variant — jive
Chapta' 1 De sto'y so's far, dig dis: In de beginnin' de Universe wuz created. Dis gots'ta made some lot of sucka's real angry and been widely regarded as some bad-ass move. What it is, Mama! -- Douglas Adams, "De Restaurant at da damn End uh de Universe"
English variant — valspeak
Chapter 1 The story so far: In thuh beginnin' thuh Universe was created. Like, ya know, this has made a lot of guys super angry and been widely regarded as a mean move. -- Douglas Adams, like, "The Restaurant at thuh End of thuh Universe"