English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump! Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill? A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...

English variant — jive

Q: Where's de Lone Ranga' snatch his garbage? A: To de dump, t'de dump, t'de dump dump dump. Right On! Q: What's de Pink Panda' say when he steps on an ant hill? A: Dead ant, wasted ant, wasted ant wasted ant wasted ant...

English variant — valspeak

Q: Where's thuh Lone Ranger take his garbage? A: To thuh dump, like, wow, to thuh dump, mostly, to thuh dump dump dump! Gag me with a pitchfork! Q: What's thuh Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill? A: Dead ant, man, dead ant, fer shure, dead ant dead ant dead ant...