English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

English variant — jive

Profanity be de one language all honky codemers know best.

English variant — valspeak

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.