English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

In a medium in which a News Piece takes a minute and an "In-Depth" Piece takes two minutes, the Simple will drive out the Complex. -- Frank Mankiewicz

English variant — jive

In some medium in which some News Piece snatch'd some minute and an "In-Depd" Piece snatch'd two minutes, de Simple gots'ta roll out da damn Complex. -- Frank Mankiewicz

English variant — valspeak

In a medium in which a News Piece takes a minute and an "In-Depth" Piece takes two minutes, like, wow, the Simple will drive out thuh Complex. -- Frank Mankiewicz