English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

We have ears, earther...FOUR OF THEM!

English variant — jive

We gots' ears, earder. Ah be baaad.....FOUR OF THEM. Right On!

English variant — valspeak

Us guys have ears, fer shure, earther...FOUR OF THEM! Oh, wow!