English text
There is a great discovery still to be made in Literature: that of paying literary men by the quantity they do NOT write.
English variant — jive
Dere be a great discovery still t'be made in Literature, dig dis: dat uh payin' literary dudes by de quantity dey do NOT scribble.
English variant — valspeak
Like, there is like wow! a awesum discovery still to be made in Literature: that of payin' literary men by thuh quantity they do NOT write.