English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Steven Wright

English variant — jive

I replaced da damn 'haidlights on mah' wheels wid strobe lights. Now it looks likes I'm de only one movin'. -- Steven Wright

English variant — valspeak

I replaced thuh headlights on my rod with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm thuh only one movin'. -- Steven Wright