English text
METEOROLOGIST: One who doubts the established fact that it is bound to rain if you forget your umbrella.
English variant — jive
METEOROLOGIST: One who doubts de established fact dat it is bound t'rain if ya' fo'get yo' umbrella. Sheeeiit.
English variant — valspeak
METEOROLOGIST: One who doubts thuh established fact that it is bound to rain if you forget your umbrella.