English text
The net is like a vast sea of lutefisk with tiny dinosaur brains embedded in it here and there. Any given spoonful will likely have an IQ of 1, but occasional spoonfuls may have an IQ more than six times that! -- James "Kibo" Parry
English variant — jive
De net be likes some vast sea uh lutefisk wid tiny dinosaur brains embedded in it here and dere. What it is, Mama! Any given spoonful gots'ta likesly gots' an IQ uh 1, but occasional spoonfuls may gots' an IQ mo'e dan six times dat. Right On! -- James "Kibo" Parry
English variant — valspeak
The net is like a vast sea of lutefisk with tiny dinosaur brains embedded in it here and there. Any given spoonful will likely have an IQ of 1, like, wow, but occasional spoonfuls may have an IQ more than six times that! Gag me with a pitchfork! -- James "Kibo" Parry