English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay tuned.

English variant — jive

I'd love t'go out wid ya', but da damn man on television told me t'stay tuned.

English variant — valspeak

I'd love to go out with you, oh, baby, but thuh man on television told me to stay tuned.