English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Rules for Academic Deans: (1) HIDE!!!! (2) If they find you, LIE!!!! -- Father Damian C. Fandal

English variant — jive

Rules fo' Academic Deans, dig dis: (1) HIDE. Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! (2) If dey find ya', LIE. Right On! . Right On! . Right On! . Right On! -- Fada' Damian C. Fandal

English variant — valspeak

Rules for Academic Deans: (1) HIDE! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!! Gag me with a pitchfork!! Oh, wow!! Gag me with a pitchfork! (2) If they find you, man, LIE! Gag me with a pitchfork!! Gag me with a pitchfork!! Gag me with a pitchfork!! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! -- Father Damian C. Fandal