English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

I'm also inclined to believe that if you wait long enough, you will eventually have more than 255 of almost *anything*.... -- A. Lyman Chapin

English variant — jive

I'm also inclined t'believe dat if ya' wait long enough, ya' will eventually gots' mo'e dan 255 uh almost *anydin'*.... -- A. Lyman Chapin

English variant — valspeak

I'm also inclined to believe that if you wait long enough, oh, baby, you will eventually have more than 255 of almost *anythin'*.... -- A. Lyman Chapin