English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Computers don't actually think. You just think they think. (We think.)

English variant — jive

Computers duzn't actually dink. You's plum dink dey dink. (We dink.)

English variant — valspeak

Computers don't actually think. You just think they think. (Us guys think.)