English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.

English variant — jive

You's gots'ta be win'ed by an anti-aircraft battery. Slap mah fro!

English variant — valspeak

You will be like, ya know, win'ed by an anti-aircraft battery.