English text
All of the true things I am about to tell you are shameless lies. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., "The Book of Bokonon"
English variant — jive
All uh de true wahtahmelluns ah' am about t'tell ya' are shameless lies. -- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Ah be baaad..., "De Book uh Bokonon"
English variant — valspeak
All of thuh true thin's I am about to tell you are shameless lies. -- Kurt Vonnegut, oh, baby, Jr., like, wow, "The Book of Bokonon"