English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Well, I'm disenchanted too. We're all disenchanted. -- James Thurber

English variant — jive

Sheeit, I'm disenchanted too. We're all disenchanted. -- James Durber

English variant — valspeak

Well, like, I'm disenchanted too. We're all disenchanted. -- James Thurber