English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Well, some take delight in the carriages a-rolling, And some take delight in the hurling and the bowling, But I take delight in the juice of the barley, And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early.

English variant — jive

Sheeit, some snatch delight in de carriages a-rollin', And some snatch delight in de hurlin' and da damn bowlin', But ah' snatch delight in de juice uh de barley, And courtin' pretty fair maids in de mo'nin' bright and early. Slap mah fro!

English variant — valspeak

Well, oh, baby, some take delight in thuh carriages a-rollin', And some take delight in thuh hurlin' and thuh bowlin', Man, I take delight in thuh juice of thuh barley, And courtin' pretty fair maids in thuh mornin' bright and early.