English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Notes for a ballet, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman -- unfortunately, divided lengthwise. She enchants Sigmund, who is careful not to make any poultry jokes. -- Woody Allen

English variant — jive

Notes fo' some ballet, "De Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears de flutta' of win's, and some grodown uh wild swans flies across de moon ... Sigmund is astounded t'see dat deir leada' is part swan and part mama -- unfo'tunately, divided lengdwise. What it is, Mama! She enchants Sigmund, who be careful not t'make any poultry jokes. -- Woody Allen

English variant — valspeak

Notes for a ballet, like, wow, "The Spell": ... Suddenly Sigmund hears thuh flutter of win's, man, and a group of wild swans flies across thuh moon ... Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is like wow! part swan and part woman -- unfortunately, fer shure, divided lengthwise. That fox enchants Sigmund, like, wow, who is careful not to make any poultry jokes. -- Woody Allen