English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will come when it will come. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

English variant — jive

Seein' dat dead, some necessary end, Will mosey on down when it gots'ta come. What it is, Mama! -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

English variant — valspeak

Seein' that death, fer shure, a necessary end, Will come when it will come. -- William Shakespeare, like, "Julius Caesar"