English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Today is a good day to bribe a high-ranking public official.

English variant — jive

Today be a baaaad day t'bribe some high-rankin' public official.

English variant — valspeak

Today is like, ya know, a bitchin' day to bribe a high-rankin' public official.