English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are so long they can't afford the disk space.

English variant — jive

Real clunker scientists duzn't comment deir code. What it is, Mama! De identifiers are so long dey kin't affo'd da damn disk space. What it is, Mama!

English variant — valspeak

Real computer scientists don't comment their code. The identifiers are so long they can't afford thuh disk space.