English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. -- Samuel Johnson

English variant — jive

When some man be tired uh London, he be tired uh life. What it is, Mama! -- Samuel Johnson

English variant — valspeak

When a nerd is tired of London, like, wow, he is like wow! tired of life. -- Samuel Johnson