English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS: #9 THE PARKING PROBLEM IN PARIS: Jean-Luc Godard, 1971, 7 hours 18 min. Godard's meditation on the topic has been described as everything from "timeless" to "endless." (Remade by Gene Wilder as NO PLACE TO PARK.)

English variant — jive

FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS: #9 THE PARKING PROBLEM IN PARIS: Jean-Luc Godard, 1971, 7 hours 18 min. 'S coo', bro. Godard's meditashun on de topic gots'ta been described as everydin' fum "timeless" t'"endless." (Remade by Gene Wilda' as NO PLACE TO PARK.)

English variant — valspeak

FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS: #9 THE PARKING PROBLEM IN PARIS: Jean-Luc Godard, like, wow, 1971, mostly, 7 hours 18 min. Godard's meditation on thuh topic has been described as everythin' from "timeless" to "endless." (Remade by Gene Wilder as NO PLACE TO PARK.)