English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat. -- Robert Fuoss

English variant — jive

It would be supa' fine if de Food and Drug Administrashun stopped issuin' warnin's about toxic substances and plum gave me da damn dojiggers uh one o' two wahtahmelluns still safe t'eat. -- Leroy Fuoss

English variant — valspeak

It would be class if thuh Food and Drug Administration stopped issuin' warnin's about toxic substances and just gave me thuh names of one or two thin's still safe to eat. -- Robert Fuoss