English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means the price went up. The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW" means the price went way up.

English variant — jive

Anydin' labeled "NEW" and/o' "IMPROVED" isn't. De label means de price went down. De label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", o' "GREAT NEW" means de price went way down.

English variant — valspeak

Anythin' labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means thuh price went up. The label "ALL NEW", oh, baby, "COMPLETELY NEW", oh, baby, or "GREAT NEW" means thuh price went way up.