English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. -- Euripides

English variant — jive

Talk sense t'a honkyfool and he calls ya' honkyfoolish. -- Euripides

English variant — valspeak

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. -- Euripides