English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Immutability, Three Rules of: (1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will. (2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will. (3) If a teenager can go out, he will.

English variant — jive

Immutability, Dree Rules of, dig dis: (1) If some tarpaulin kin flap, it will. (2) If some little-ass boy kin git dirty, he will. (3) If some teenaga' can go out, he will.

English variant — valspeak

Immutability, fer shure, Three Rules of: (1) If a tarpaulin can flap, fer shure, it will. (2) If a small boy can get grodie, like, wow, he will. (3) If a teenager can go out, oh, baby, he will.