English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. -- Franklin Jones

English variant — jive

Expuh'ience be dat marvelous wahtahmellun dat enables ya' recognize some mis snatch when ya' make it again. 'S coo', bro. -- Franklin Jones

English variant — valspeak

Experience is like, ya know, that marvelous thin' that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again. -- Franklin Jones