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Woody: How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Poor. Woody: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Norm: No, I meant `pour'. -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 3 Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's the story? Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy gets another beer. -- Cheers, The Proposal Paul: Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you? Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper. -- Cheers, Tan 'n Wash
English variant — jive
Woody, dig dis: How you is feelin' today, Mr. Ah be baaad... Peterson? No'm, dig dis: Poo'. Woody, dig dis: Oh, I'm so'ry t'hear dat. No'm, dig dis: No, ah' meant `pour'. -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 3 Woody, dig dis: Hey, Mr. Ah be baaad... Peterson, whut's de sto'y? No'm, dig dis: Boy meets beer. Ah be baaad... Boy drinks beer. Ah be baaad... Boy gits anoda' beer. Ah be baaad... -- Cheers, De Proposal Paul, dig dis: Hey No'm, how's de wo'ld been treatin' ya'? No'm, dig dis: Like some baby treats some diapuh'. -- Cheers, Tan 'n Wash
English variant — valspeak
Woody: How are you feelin' today, man, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Poor. Woody: Oh, like, wow, I'm sorry to hear that. Norm: Like, no way, I meant `pour'. -- Cheers, fer shure, Strange Bedfellows, like, wow, Part 3 Woody: Hey, oh, baby, Mr. Peterson, mostly, what's thuh story? Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy gets another beer. -- Cheers, like, wow, The Proposal Paul: Hey Norm, oh, baby, how's thuh world been treatin' you? Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper. -- Cheers, oh, baby, Tan 'n Wash