English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Bucy's Law: Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

English variant — jive

Bucy's Law, dig dis: Nodin' be eva' accomplished by some reasonable man. 'S coo', bro.

English variant — valspeak

Bucy's Law: Nothin' is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.