English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.

English variant — jive

Money be de root uh all evil, and dude needs roots.

English variant — valspeak

Money is like, ya know, the root of all evil, fer shure, and nerd needs roots.