English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations? Worry no more... Go away. You bother me. Why? Because life is unfair. That's a nice drawing. What is it? Children should be seen and not heard. You'll be the death of me. You'll understand when you're older. Because. Wipe that smile off your face. I don't believe you. How many times have I told you to be careful? Just because.

English variant — jive

Are ya' some parent? Do ya' sometimes find yo'self unsho' nuff as t'whut to say in dose awkward situashuns? Wo'ry no mo'e. What it is, Mama!.. Go away. Slap mah fro! You's boda' me. What it is, Mama! Why? A'cuz life be unfair. Ah be baaad... Dat's some supa' fine drawin'. What be it? Children should be seen and not heard. You's'll be da damn dead uh me. What it is, Mama! You's'll dig it when youse older. Ah be baaad... A'cuz. Wipe dat smile off yo' face. What it is, Mama! I duzn't recon' ya'. How many times gots' ah' told ya' t'be careful? Just a'cuz.

English variant — valspeak

Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations? Worry no more... Go away. You bother me. Why? Because life is like, ya know, unfair. That's a class drawin'. What is like wow! it? Children should be seen and not heard. You'll be thuh death of me. You'll understand when you're older. Because. Wipe that smile off your face. I don't believe you. How many times have I told you to be careful? Just because.