English text
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about toxic substances and just gave me the names of one or two things still safe to eat. -- Robert Fuoss
English variant — jive
It would be supa' fine if de Food and Drug Administrashun stopped issuin' warnin's about toxic substances and plum gave me da damn dojiggers uh one o' two wahtahmelluns still safe t'eat. -- Leroy Fuoss
English variant — valspeak
It would be class if thuh Food and Drug Administration stopped issuin' warnin's about toxic substances and just gave me thuh names of one or two thin's still safe to eat. -- Robert Fuoss