English text variants MOTD

Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.

Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Every group has a couple of experts. And every group has at least one idiot. Thus are balance and harmony (and discord) maintained. It's sometimes hard to remember this in the bulk of the flamewars that all of the hassle and pain is generally caused by one or two highly-motivated, caustic twits. -- Chuq Von Rospach, about Usenet

English variant — jive

English variant — valspeak