English text
Immutability, Three Rules of: (1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will. (2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will. (3) If a teenager can go out, he will.
English variant — jive
Immutability, Dree Rules of, dig dis: (1) If some tarpaulin kin flap, it will. (2) If some little-ass boy kin git dirty, he will. (3) If some teenaga' can go out, he will.
English variant — valspeak
Immutability, fer shure, Three Rules of: (1) If a tarpaulin can flap, fer shure, it will. (2) If a small boy can get grodie, like, wow, he will. (3) If a teenager can go out, oh, baby, he will.