English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it. -- Ernest Hemingway

English variant — jive

If two sucka's love each oder, dere kin be no happy end t'it. -- Ernest Hemin'way

English variant — valspeak

If two guys love each other, like, there can be ya know, like, no happy end to it. -- Ernest Hemin'way