English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

No job too big; no fee too big! -- Dr. Peter Venkman, "Ghostbusters"

English variant — jive

English variant — valspeak

No job too bitchin'est; no fee too bitchin'est! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! -- Dr. Peter Venkman, like, wow, "Ghostbusters"