English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser. -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"

English variant — jive

Luke, I'm ya' fader, eh. Come ova' to de dark side, ya' hoser. Ah be baaad... -- Dave Domas, "Strange Brew"

English variant — valspeak

Luke, man, I'm yer father, like, eh. Come over to thuh dark side, like, you hoser. -- Dave Thomas, like, wow, "Strange Brew"