English text
I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -- Steven Wright
English variant — jive
I collect rare photographs... ah' gots' two... One uh Houdini lockin' his keys in his car. Ah be baaad..... de oda' is some rare picture uh No'man Rocksheeit whup'in' down some child. -- Steven Wright
English variant — valspeak
I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini lockin' his keys in his car... thuh other is like wow! a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beatin' up a child. -- Steven Wright