English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

English variant — jive

What if everydin' be some illusion and nodin' 'esists? In dat case, ah' definitely overpaid fo' mah' carpet. -- Woody Allen, "Widout Feaders"

English variant — valspeak

What if everythin' is like wow! an illusion and nothin' exists? In that case, oh, baby, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. -- Woody Allen, fer shure, "Without Feathers"