English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. -- Robert Frost, "The Death of the Hired Man"

English variant — jive

Home be de place where, when ya' gots'ta go dere, dey gots'ta snatch ya' in. 'S coo', bro. -- Leroy Frost, "De Dead uh de 'Sup, dudered Man"

English variant — valspeak

Home is the place where, like, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. -- Robert Frost, oh, baby, "The Death of thuh Hired Man"