English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

"My God! Are we sure he was a liberal?" "Pretty sure. They pulled him from a Volvo."

English variant — jive

"My God. Right On! Are we sho' nuff he wuz some liberal?" "Pretty sho' nuff. Dey pulled him fum some Volvo."

English variant — valspeak

"My God! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! Are we sure he was a liberal?" "Pretty sure. They pulled that dude from a Volvo."