English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

The cost of feathers has risen, even down is up!

English variant — jive

De cost uh feaders gots'ta risen, even waaay down be up. Right On!

English variant — valspeak

The cost of feathers has risen, like, even down is up! Gag me with a pitchfork!