English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.

English variant — jive

Lend bre'd t'a bad-ass debto' and he gots'ta hate ya'.

English variant — valspeak

Lend money to a mean debtor and he will hate you.