English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

The computer industry is journalists in their 20's standing in awe of entrepreneurs in their 30's who are hiring salesmen in their 40's and 50's and paying them in the 60's and 70's to bring their marketing into the 80's. -- Marty Winston

English variant — jive

De clunker industry be journalists in deir 20's standin' in awe of entrepreneurs in deir 30's who are hirin' salesmen in deir 40's and 50's and payin' dem in de 60's and 70's t'brin' deir marketin' into de 80's. -- Marty Winston

English variant — valspeak

The computer industry is journalists in their 20's standin' in awe of entrepreneurs in their 30's who are hirin' salesmen in their 40's and 50's and payin' them in thuh 60's and 70's to brin' their marketin' into the 80's. -- Marty Winston