English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

One of the worst of my many faults is that I'm too critical of myself.

English variant — jive

One uh de wo'st uh my many faults be dat I'm too critical uh myself. What it is, Mama!

English variant — valspeak

One of thuh worst of my many faults is like wow! that I'm too critical of myself.