English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Ink, n.: A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic, and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

English variant — jive

Ink, n. 'S coo', bro.: A villainous compound uh tannogallate uh iron, gum-arabic, and booze, chiefly used t'facilitate da damn infecshun uh idiocy and promote intellectual crime. What it is, Mama! -- Ambrose Bierce, "De Devil's Dicshunary"

English variant — valspeak

Ink, fer shure, n.: A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, like, wow, gum-arabic, man, and water, like, wow, chiefly used to facilitate thuh infection of idiocy and promote intellectual crime. -- Ambrose Bierce, mostly, "The Devil's Dictionary"