English text
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. -- Woody Allen
English variant — jive
When ah' wuz in farm, ah' cheated on mah' meta-fuckin'physics 'esam, dig dis: I looked into de soul uh de boy sittin' next t'me. What it is, Mama! -- Woody Allen
English variant — valspeak
When I was in school, oh, baby, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into thuh soul of thuh boy sittin' next to me. -- Woody Allen