English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

At last I've found the girl of my dreams. Last night she said to me, "Once more, Strange, and this time *I'll* be Donnie and *you* be Marie. -- Strange de Jim

English variant — jive

At last I've found da damn goat uh my dreams. Last night she said t'me, "Once mo'e, Strange, and dis time *I'll* be Donnie and *ya'* be Marie. What it is, Mama! -- Strange de Jim

English variant — valspeak

At last I've found thuh girl of my dreams. Last night she said to me, "Once more, mostly, Strange, fer shure, and this time *I'll* be Donnie and *you* be Marie. -- Strange de Jim