English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to do it, one to watch, and the third to shoot the witness.

English variant — jive

Q: How many sucka's fum New Jersey duz it snatch t'change some light bulb? A: Dree. What it is, Mama! One t'do it, one t'watch, and da damn dird t'shoot de witness.

English variant — valspeak

Q: How many guys from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to do it, like, wow, one to watch, like, and thuh third to shoot the witness.