English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one. -- Marcus Porcius Cato

English variant — jive

I would much rada' gots' dudes ax' why I gots' no statue, dan why ah' gots' one. What it is, Mama! -- Marcus Po'cius Cato

English variant — valspeak

I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, mostly, than why I have one. -- Marcus Porcius Cato