English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.

English variant — jive

He who gots'ta some shady past knows dat supa' fine guys finish last.

English variant — valspeak

That dude who has a shady past knows that class dudes finish last.