English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words.

English variant — jive

I found out why mah' wheels wuz hummin'. It had fo'gotsten de wo'ds.

English variant — valspeak

I found out why my rod was hummin'. It had forgotten thuh words.