English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Wouldn't this be a great world if being insecure and desperate were a turn-on? -- "Broadcast News"

English variant — jive

Wouldn't dis be some great wo'ld if bein' insecure and despuh'te wuz a turn-on? -- "Broadcast News"

English variant — valspeak

Wouldn't this be a awesum world if bein' insecure and desperate were a turn-on? -- "Broadcast News"