English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. -- John Viscount Morley

English variant — jive

You's gots' not converted some man cuz' ya' gots' silenced him. 'S coo', bro. -- Raz'tus Viscount Mo'ley

English variant — valspeak

You have not converted a nerd because you have silenced that dude. -- John Viscount Morley