English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!" -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

English variant — jive

English variant — valspeak

Ignisecond, mostly, n.: The overlappin' moment of time when thuh hand is lockin' thuh car door even as thuh brain is sayin', oh, baby, "my keys are in there! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!" -- Rich Hall, fer shure, "Sniglets"