English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. -- Hunter S. Thompson

English variant — jive

Today's weirdness be tomo'row's reason why. Slap mah fro! -- Hunta' S. Dompson

English variant — valspeak

Today's far outness is tomorrow's reason why. -- Hunter S. Thompson