English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Q: What do you call a group of kids with low IQs, drinking diet cola, eating fruit, and singing? A: The Moron Tab and Apple Choir.

English variant — jive

Q: What do ya' call some grodown uh kids wid low IQs, drinkin' diet cola, eatin' fruit, and sin'in'? A: De Mo'on Tab and Apple Choir. Ah be baaad...

English variant — valspeak

Q: What do you call a group of kids with low IQs, fer shure, drinkin' diet cola, eatin' fruit, mostly, and sin'in'? A: The Moron Tab and Apple Choir.