English text
Silly Sally was baby sitting. But Silly Sally was getting bored. Thinking a walk would help, she put the baby in his carriage. Silly Sally pushed the carriage and pushed the carriage up this hill and down that one. She pushed the carriage up the highest hill in town, and ALL OF A SUDDEN! It slipped out of her hands (OH! NO!) and it was headed at high speed for the busiest intersection in town. BUT! Silly Sally just laughed and la.....ug.......h....e....d........... BECAUSE! SHE KNEW THERE WAS A STOP SIGN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL! Silly Sally was playing in the garage. And she was being disobedient. She was playing with matches... AND... She burned down the garage. (OHHHHHH) Silly Sally's mother said, "Silly Sally! You have been naughty! And when your father gets home, you are going to get a good licking!" BUT! Silly Sally just laughed and la.....ug.......h....e....d........... BECAUSE! SHE KNEW HER FATHER WAS IN THE GARAGE WHEN SHE BURNED IT DOWN!
English variant — jive
Silly Sally wuz baby sittin'. But Silly Sally wuz gittin' bo'ed. Dinkin' a walk would help, she put da damn baby in his carriage. What it is, Mama! Silly Sally pushed de carriage and pushed da damn carriage down dis hill and waaay down dat one. What it is, Mama! She pushed de carriage down de highest hill in town, and ALL OF A SUDDEN. Right On! It slipped out of ha' hands (OH. Right On! NO. Right On! ) and it wuz 'haided at high speed fo' de busiest intersecshun in town. 'S coo', bro. BUT. Right On! Silly Sally plum laughed and la. Sheeeiit.....ug.......h....e. What it is, Mama!...d........... BECAUSE. Right On! SHE KNEW THERE WAS A STOP SIGN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL. Right On! Silly Sally wuz playin' in de garage. What it is, Mama! And she wuz bein' disobedient. She wuz playin' wid matches... AND... She burned waaay down de garage. What it is, Mama! (OHHHHHH) Silly Sally's moda' said, "Silly Sally. Right On! You's gots' been naughty. Right On! And when yo' fada' gets crib, ya' are goin' t'get some baaaad lickin'. Right On! " BUT. Right On! Silly Sally plum laughed and la. Sheeeiit.....ug.......h....e. What it is, Mama!...d........... BECAUSE. Right On! SHE KNEW HER FATHER WAS IN THE GARAGE WHEN SHE BURNED IT DOWN. Right On!
English variant — valspeak
Silly Sally was baby sittin'. Man, Silly Sally was like wow! gettin' dragd. Thinkin' a walk would help, man, she put thuh baby in his carriage. Silly Sally pushed the carriage and pushed thuh carriage up this hill and down that one. That fox pushed the carriage up thuh highest hill in town, mostly, and ALL OF A SUDDEN! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! It slipped out of that chick hands (OH! Gag me with a pitchfork! NO! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!) and it was headed at high speed for thuh busiest intersection in town. BUT! Oh, wow! Silly Sally just laughed and la.....ug.......h....e....d........... BECAUSE! Gag me with a pitchfork! SHE KNEW THERE WAS A STOP SIGN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! Silly Sally was like wow! playin' in thuh garage. And she was bein' disobedient. That fox was playin' with matches... AND... That fox burned down thuh garage. (OHHHHHH) Silly Sally's mother said, fer shure, "Silly Sally! Oh, wow! You have been naughty! Gag me with a pitchfork! And when your father gets home, like, wow, you are goin' to get a bitchin' lickin'! Oh, wow!" BUT! Gag me with a pitchfork! Silly Sally just laughed and la.....ug.......h....e....d........... BECAUSE! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! SHE KNEW HER FATHER WAS IN THE GARAGE WHEN SHE BURNED IT DOWN! Oh, wow!