English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

GENIUS: Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying all the right things to all the right people.

English variant — jive

GENIUS: Person cleva' enough t'be bo'n in de right place at da damn right time uh de right sex and t'follow down dis advantage by sayin' all de right wahtahmelluns t'all de right sucka's.

English variant — valspeak

GENIUS: Person clever enough to be born in thuh right place at thuh right time of thuh right sex and to follow up this advantage by sayin' all thuh right thin's to all thuh right guys.