English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Men still remember the first kiss after women have forgotten the last.

English variant — jive

Men still rememba' de fust kiss afta' honky chicks gots' fo'gotsten de last.

English variant — valspeak

Men still remember thuh first kiss after women have forgotten thuh last.