English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Eat, drink, and be merry! Tomorrow you may be in Utah.

English variant — jive

Eat, drink, and be merry. Right On! Tomo'row ya' may be in Utah.

English variant — valspeak

Eat, fer shure, drink, like, wow, and be merry! Gag me with a SPOOOOON! Tomorrow you may be in Utah.