English text
A flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to the curb where a cute young miss stood waiting for a taxi. "Hi," said the gentleman at the wheel. "I'm going west." "How wonderful," came the cool reply. "Bring me back an orange."
English variant — jive
A flashy Mercedes-Benz ro'ed down t'de curb where some cute yung miss stood waitin' fo' some taxi. Ya' know? "'Sup, dude," said da damn gentleman at da damn wheel. "I'm goin' west." "How wonderful," came da damn cool reply. Slap mah fro! "Brin' me back an o'ange. What it is, Mama!"
English variant — valspeak
A flashy Mercedes-Benz roared up to thuh curb where a cute young miss stood waitin' for a taxi. "Hi," said thuh gentleman at thuh wheel. "I'm goin' west." "How wonderful," came thuh cool reply. "Brin' me back an orange."