English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant. -- Will Durst

English variant — jive

In San Francisco, Halloween be redundant. -- Will Durst

English variant — valspeak

In San Francisco, fer shure, Halloween is ya know, like, redundant. -- Will Durst