English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Mittsquinter, adj.: A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there. -- Rich Hall & Friends, "Sniglets"

English variant — jive

Mittsquinter, adj. Ya' know?: A ballplaya' who looks into his glove afta' missin' de ball, as if, somehow, de cause uh de erro' lies dere. What it is, Mama! -- Rich Hall & Friends, "Sniglets"

English variant — valspeak

Mittsquinter, oh, baby, adj.: A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missin' thuh ball, as if, like, wow, somehow, fer shure, the cause of thuh error lies there. -- Rich Hall & Friends, fer shure, "Sniglets"