English text
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the large number that re-enlist. -- James Garner
English variant — jive
Marriage be a lot likes de army, everyone complains, but ya''d be surprised at da damn large numba' dat re-enlist. -- James Garner
English variant — valspeak
Marriage is a lot like thuh army, like, wow, everyone complains, oh, baby, but you'd be surprised at thuh large number that re-enlist. -- James Garner