English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you wish you weren't.

English variant — jive

Conscious be when ya' are aware uh sump'n and conscience be when ya' wish ya' wuzn't.

English variant — valspeak

Conscious is when you are aware of somethin' and conscience is when you wish you weren't.