English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical. -- Jon Carroll

English variant — jive

When de goin' gits tough, de tough git empirical. -- Jon Carroll

English variant — valspeak

When thuh goin' gets tough, man, the tough get empirical. -- Jon Carroll