English text
This fortune is dedicated to your mother, without whose invaluable assistance last night would never have been possible.
English variant — jive
Dis fo'tune be dedicated t'yo' moder, widout whose invaluable assistance last night would neva' gots' been possible. What it is, Mama!
English variant — valspeak
Like, ya know, this fortune is dedicated to your mother, man, without whose invaluable assistance last night would never have been possible.