English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves. -- Don Marquis

English variant — jive

If ya' wanna git rich fum writin', scribble de radical wahtahmellun dat's read by sucka's who move deir lips when dey're eyeballin' t'demselves. -- Don Marquis

English variant — valspeak

If you want to get rich from writin', mostly, write thuh sort of thin' that's read by persons who move their lips when they're readin' to themselves. -- Don Marquis