English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

I have often looked at women and committed adultery in my heart. -- Jimmy Carter

English variant — jive

I gots' often looked at honky chicks and committed adultery in mah' heart. -- Jimmy Carter

English variant — valspeak

I have often looked at women and committed adultery in my heart. -- Jimmy Carter