English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

English variant — jive

Ogden's Law, dig dis: De soona' ya' fall behind, de mo'e time ya' gots'ta catch down.

English variant — valspeak

Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, like, the more time you have to catch up.