English text
Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
English variant — jive
Avoid Quiet and Placid sucka's unless ya' are in Need uh Sleep. -- Nashunal Lampoon, "Deterio'ata"
English variant — valspeak
Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep. -- National Lampoon, mostly, "Deteriorata"