English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.

English variant — jive

Everydin' dat ya' know be wrong, but ya' kin be straightened out.

English variant — valspeak

Everythin' that you know is wrong, mostly, but you can be like wow! straightened out.