English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. -- Woody Allen

English variant — jive

When ah' wuz in farm, ah' cheated on mah' meta-fuckin'physics 'esam, dig dis: I looked into de soul uh de boy sittin' next t'me. What it is, Mama! -- Woody Allen

English variant — valspeak

When I was in school, oh, baby, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into thuh soul of thuh boy sittin' next to me. -- Woody Allen